The Badass Over There
iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

milliardo:

milliardo:

when your white friends defend you

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when you defend your white friends

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britneysbaldhead:


Snapchatting with the bae while im listening to some good music <3 :)

britneysbaldhead:

Snapchatting with the bae while im listening to some good music <3 :)

coolator:

I wish I could say this was an Onion video but it’s real and it’s already showing on Lifetime………..

Why???